'After 60 straight hours of nonstop gaming, Garth stood up, and dropped, like someone had just pulled the plug on his avatar. Frustrated and furious over his loss, Garth stood up, ready to break the TV. Finally, at the last second, Tina defeated him, celebrating her victory. Somehow Tina remained cool as a cucumber while Garth looked like a big zit that was about to burst.
If Garth could beat Tina, he would be highest ranked player in the world. He had just beaten many new players of the game, except for Tina. During hours of gameplay, he eats streams of junk food, such as large amounts of pizza and chugs down plenty of soft drinks and not much water in order to keep up.īody sores and pus pockets began to appear after 52 hours, due to his improper diet and neglected hygiene. He spent most of his time playing video games and so little time doing anything else, even going to the bathroom and sleeping. Garth was a sociopathic, egotistical, and mean-spirited video game addict whose only reality was virtual.
There's a reason why video games make more money than movies: they're as addictive as crack.
